A Russian Submarine

(Sung to the tune of the song "Yellow Submarine")

 In the town,
 Where I was born...
 Lived a man,
 With PhD...
 And he told,
 Us of his job...
 Making faulty,
 Submarines...
 So we sailed,
 Up to the north...
 Till we found,
 The Barents Sea...
 And we sank,
 Beneath the waves...
 In our Russian,
 Submarine...

 We all drowned in a Russian Submarine,
 A Russian Submarine,
 A Russian Submarine.
 We all drowned in a Russian Submarine,
 A Russian Submarine,
 A Russian Submarine.

 Casualties,
 Jump by the score...
 As we hit,
 The ocean floor...
 And the air,
 Begins to fade...

 We all drowned in a Russian Submarine,
 A Russian Submarine,
 A Russian Submarine.
 We all drowned in a Russian Submarine,
 A Russian Submarine,
 A Russian Submarine.

 Radiation,
 Makes us hot...
 Hypothermia,
 Makes us not...
 Turning blue,
 And glowing green...
 In our Russian,
 Submarine...

 We all drowned in a Russian Submarine,
 A Russian Submarine,
 A Russian Submarine.
 We all drowned in a Russian Submarine,
 A Russian Submarine,
 A Russian Submarine.